ok, I just tried to change a light bulb, but I couldn't quite reach it properly even while standing on a small, dodgy stepladder. Anyhoo, had to tip the lampshade slightly, but then a screw fell out of the fitting when I took the old bulb out. Its now tipped at a funny angle. I don't want to die changing a light bulb. It really shouldnt be this complicated. I really can change a light bulb! No, really I can!

Damn my lack of height!